What not to do:

Never try and turn a greyhound bus around in the middle of the night in Nowheresville, Nevada. This might happen:


Then, you'll have to wake up early and do this:


And when that fails, you'll have to call someone who can get the job done right:


Luckily, if for some reason that person can't come, the local characters will come, share a beer, and pull you out of the situation before your crew loses all their money at the gas station casino:



If you're extra nice, you might win a cool hat or a hilarious t-shirt like we did.